She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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