This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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