Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
