More tranny stories later!
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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