Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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