Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Never joke about your clitoris.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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