erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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