She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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