I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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