Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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