What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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