dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I love you. Go after that dick
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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