TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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