Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize