i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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