i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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