Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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