you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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