4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We're facebook friends in real life
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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