I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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