Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
