Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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