You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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