Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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