I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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