yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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