im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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