I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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