He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
so let's talk penis.
this will be a night to untag.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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