There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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