She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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