He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Randomize