I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
this just has baby written all over it
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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