I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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