omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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