Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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