reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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