I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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