new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm bleeding and have questions
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