i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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