Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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