Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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