yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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