I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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