i need an iv and a liver transplant
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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