Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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