You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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