So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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