Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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