So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Banned from zoo.
Again?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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