yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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