You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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