I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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