Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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