also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Randomize
